you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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