am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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