break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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