i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Hippo gnu deer
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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