After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Alive.
So much puke
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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