I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Randomize