Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize