she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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