It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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