"it" just moved
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Randomize
