I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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