fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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