I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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