They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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