return my video game
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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