I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i out mim tonsoeep
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