Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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