i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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