Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
where am i from again
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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