420 ftw
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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