Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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