Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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