We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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