I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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