i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Randomize
