Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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