i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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