you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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