so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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