brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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