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i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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