This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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