i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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