yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
