let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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