she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I came so hard my ears popped.
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