i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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