you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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