I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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