But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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