I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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