but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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