No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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