Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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