Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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