I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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