We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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