Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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