ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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