Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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