He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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