two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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