Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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