yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Randomize
